Get Improved Sound with Beat Plus Springboard

If I had the engineering talent and skills, as well as the software dev skills that could allow me to make add-on devices for handhelds, why in the world would I make a device like this when I could make something that's actually useful?

Something that makes my beeps, pings, and MIDI files sound better on my handheld? Whoop-dee-doo! I'll run right out and replace my mp3 springboard with it.

So, in the spirit of market research, I'm going to give Hagiwara Sys-Com some other wonderful, much needeed spring board expansions that are dying to be made:

-Variable Speed Cake Mixing module
-Sewing Machine controller module
-Cigarette Lighter module
-Real scarey ghost sound noise generator-- "boooohhhhhh"
-Programmable garage door opener module
-Coffee warming element module
-Portable EKG monitor and paddle shocker (CLEAR! *THUNK*) module
-.22 Caliber PDA (Personal Defense Attachment) Module
-Nail Polish Dryer module
-Very expensive module that goes *ping*
-LED that flashes whenever reruns of "The Nanny" air on cable TV module
-The George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine Module
-Foot massaging module
-Gene sequencing and parallel computing module
-Modular Modulus Modeling Module
-Bomb/Drug sniffing module
-Shaving Crean dispenser module
-Fake dog doo-doo module
and finally,
-A Module that projects the likeness of my face on any convenient wall.

And I'm not even going to ask for royaties for any of these devices.

Sign Impared use
For those who are blind (or near blind), there may be a way to provide text to speech using the 6 buttons on the device. Granted, data entry would be a real pain. But for someone who is blind, this may be the add-on they have been waiting for. Again, assuming text-to-speech is possible. Using the up/down arrows to select a character that is audible to the user as they press the button. Even navigating the launcher. Once a record is found, it's read back (phone number, address, etc.) back to the user. Certainly possible, I would think.

There's probably more things along those lines that this module could be used for. Just got to be creative and think about other uses besides games (although, playing Zap2016 with music and great sound sure seems like a good enough reason for me!)

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