Comments on: Dennis Miller Demystified

Attempting to understand ABC Monday Night Football's Dennis Miller is like calculating the mean value theorem with an abacus. It's like Sisyphus on roller skates. It's like cleaning Hubble's mirror with a chamois and some Turtle Wax. Translation: Trying to follow Mr. Miller is often an exercise in futility.

Shadowpack, a wireless solutions provider, aims to make Dennis Miller's obscure cultural, literary and historical references comprehensible to Monday Night Football (MNF) fans everywhere through "Dennis Miller Demystified," an exclusive-to-wireless enhanced mobile experience. The weekly event, which kicks off with the Monday, September 25 game, will run through the end of the NFL season.

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I.M. Anonymous @ 9/25/2000 8:13:41 PM #

Yeah right

 Ha!

I.M. Anonymous @ 9/26/2000 9:37:18 AM #

Fantastic! That's even better than
Steve Santos' 1973 International Human
League Award acceptance speech! ...And better still than
the effect of Najinsky's Postulate on the Eurasion economy
in 1533!